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		<title>Latest Blogs</title>
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			<title>THE HOLLER</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/jimu/blog/the-holler/</link>
			<description>HI FOLKS.AS ALOT OF YOU KNOW JIMU HAS A HAUNTED TRAIL IN STARR SC CALLED (THE HOLLER) OR (ZOMBIE WOODS).NOW ON OR ABOUT 3/10/2011 SOMEONE OR SOME PEOP...</description>
			<content:encoded>HI FOLKS.AS ALOT OF YOU KNOW JIMU HAS A HAUNTED TRAIL IN STARR SC CALLED (THE HOLLER) OR (ZOMBIE WOODS).NOW ON OR ABOUT 3/10/2011 SOMEONE OR SOME PEOPLE  WENT ONTO THE FAMILY PROPERTY AND WROTE NASTY THINGS AND DESTROYED $25,000 WORTH OF PROPS AND LANDSCAPE.JIMMY WALTERS IS OFFERING A REWARD TO ANYONE WITH INFO LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THOSE RESPONSIBLE.NOW IF ANYONE WAS DISSAPOINTED OF THE SHOW THEN ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS ASK FOR A REFUND AND HE WOULD GIVE THEM THEIR MONEY BACK.THE HALLOWEEN SHOW IS FAMILY OWNED AND OPERATED AND THE FUNDING FOR THE SHOW WAS FROM THEIR OWN POCKETS.JIMMY MAY NOT DO ANOTHER SHOW FROM NOW ON BECAUSE OF THE STUPIDITY OF OTHERS IT HAS BECAME A EXPENSIVE FIX.THANKS EVERYONE THAT CAME TO THE HOLLER LAST YEAR.ALSO VIDEOS OF THE HOLLER CAn be seen on you tube.just go to haunted trails the holler and there are about 25.thanks everyone</content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:36:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>jimu</dc:creator>
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			<title>I did it!!!!!</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/country_girl_6982/blog/i-did-it/</link>
			<description>YAY!!!! for those of you that knew that for almost 2 years I had been working very hard at going back to school to get my GED. Well I took the GED tes...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[YAY!!!! for those of you that knew that for almost 2 years I had been working very hard at going back to school to get my GED. Well I took the GED test May the 8th and I got my finaly score today. I passed!!!! I can now say that I have an education.... I have had alot of things go on in the past 2 years but I did not let them hold me back from doing one of the things that I had set my mind to doing. I did not let anything hold me back and now that I know I can do whatever I set my mind to nothing in this world will ever hold me back for the things that I want. I know that there were a good many of great people on this site that stood behind me when I firt started and then it was like I went away from here for a while it was because I wanted to keep my mind very clear and spend all my time studying and it all paid off. I also wanted to say a Great big THANK YOU to Leanne,Joey,Tim and Ziggy. These 4 people were really great friends and knew I could do it even when I thought that I couldn't. I love you all for doing what you all do best.]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 04:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[&#42;Misty&#42;]]></dc:creator>
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			<title>DJ HAVOC!! COME PARTY WITH THE BEST!!</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/slim245ss/blog/dj-havoc-come-party-with-the-best/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ANDERSON SC!!  MAY 21!!! HOG TAILS in ANDERSON. STARTING AT 8 O'CLOCK. A LOT!! of people coming out. Karaoke DEBUTE!  Hang out with DJ HAVOC and BULLD...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[ANDERSON SC!!  MAY 21!!! HOG TAILS in ANDERSON. STARTING AT 8 O'CLOCK. A LOT!! of people coming out. Karaoke DEBUTE!  Hang out with DJ HAVOC and BULLDOG ENTERTAINMENT. THIS IS ONE YOU DON"T WANT TO MISS!!!!!]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 20:10:11 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Recent News Proves Proper Pricing is Important</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/mrbrian/blog/recent-news-proves-proper-pricing-is-important/</link>
			<description>Understanding the real estate market and current market conditions is so very important to anyone looking to buy or sell a home in Upstate South Carol...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Understanding the real estate market and current market conditions is so very important to anyone looking to buy or sell a home in Upstate South Carolina. And that is why this <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE62N1WZ20100324?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FbusinessNews+(News+%2F+US+%2F+Business+News)" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">article</a> about the demand for home loans being down should be looked at by anyone selling a home.<br /><br />Consider the fact that this means there are probably fewer qualified buyers looking. The article even states that stricter lending standards are making it tougher for borrowers. So if you decide to overprice your home, it is really shooting yourself in the foot in this market!<br /><br />Not only will you have less showings, but the few qualified buyers that do decide to look at your home will face a tough time getting a loan for your home. Because it is quite likely that even if you find a delusional buyer to buy an overpriced home, getting the home to appraise is another story!<br /><br /><b>The most important thing a seller can do if they are serious about selling a home is price it correctly.</b><br /><br />Mark Brian  Silver Star Real Estate  <a href="http://viewsouthcarolinarealestate.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">View South Carolina Real Estate</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:35:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>mrbrian</dc:creator>
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			<title>City of Anderson Tearing Down 18 Homes</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/mrbrian/blog/city-of-anderson-tearing-down-18-homes/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[I read this <a href="http://www.independentmail.com/news/2010/mar/22/city-council-approves-demolition-18-foreclosed-hou/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">article</a> about the city of Anderson tearing down 18 homes. Now the article says the homes are foreclosed so I am not sure how the city can ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I read this <a href="http://www.independentmail.com/news/2010/mar/22/city-council-approves-demolition-18-foreclosed-hou/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">article</a> about the city of Anderson tearing down 18 homes. Now the article says the homes are foreclosed so I am not sure how the city can tear down the bank's homes but judging by the pictures and the locations it is no surprise if the banks let the homes go for back taxes.<br /><br />But the reason behind this is a good one. It is to improve neighborhoods and build on the city&#8217;s model block concept. And with the renewal taking place in downtown Anderson, it is good to see that all areas of the city are being looked at.<br /><br />Mark Brian  Silver Star Real Estate  <a href="http://www.viewsouthcarolinarealestate.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">View South Carolina Real Estate</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:31:58 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>How to Find out What Your Upstate South Carolina Home is Worth</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/mrbrian/blog/how-to-find-out-what-your-upstate-south-carolina-home-is-worth/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[I read an interesting article about how <b>BAD</b> Zillow is when it comes to being accurate on the values for a home. If you would like to read the article ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I read an interesting article about how <b>BAD</b> Zillow is when it comes to being accurate on the values for a home. If you would like to read the article you can find it <a href="http://lumlibrary.org/webpac/pdf/TAJ2010/TAJW10pg_026-032T.pdf" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a>.  And while I use Zillow to advertise, in general I dislike the  inaccurate data that is often on Zillow. And especially since they think that somehow they can take the place of an agent who actually lives in the area. For example just today a person <a href="http://www.trulia.com/voices/Property_QandA/hi_i_am_interested_in_s_mc_property_i_would_lik_t-205348" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">asked a question on trulia</a>. And again I like this site for advertising but it also has a serious problem with accurate up to date info. But how could this website know what I did?There is no way this website could have done what I have and that is actually know the home and its condition! Or know the local market and what is possible!<br /><br />Selling or buying a home is a HUGE financial decision and you should not rely upon websites that do not always have up to date info or uses data that is plain wrong!<br /><br />To find out the truth about real estate for sale in Upstate SC and then to know about what prices are high, low, crazy or a great deal you need the help of a local real estate professional. To me, there are 2 ways to determine the value of a home in Upstate South Carolina:<br /><br />    &#42; An Appraisal<br />    &#42; A CMA<br /><br />If you are considering selling your home in Anderson, Oconee or Pickens county and would like to find out the current market value then please check out how to get a <a href="http://www.viewsouthcarolinarealestate.com/page-free-cma-for-upstate-south-carolina-real-estate-5.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Free CMA</a>. Now it will not help you if you live outside the areas that I work in Upstate SC!<br /><br />Mark Brian  Silver Star Real Estate  <a href="http://viewsouthcarolinarealestate.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">View South Carolina Real Estate</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Foreclosures up across South Carolina for February</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/mrbrian/blog/foreclosures-up-across-south-carolina-for-february/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[According to this <a href="http://www.charlestonbusiness.com/news/33278-year-to-year-foreclosures-up-across-south-carolina-for-february" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">article</a>, foreclosures are up in South Carolina. And of course, anyone looking to buy a home always mentions the hot button topic:<br /><br /><b>F</b>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[According to this <a href="http://www.charlestonbusiness.com/news/33278-year-to-year-foreclosures-up-across-south-carolina-for-february" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">article</a>, foreclosures are up in South Carolina. And of course, anyone looking to buy a home always mentions the hot button topic:<br /><br /><b>Foreclosures!</b><br /><br />But are there really great deals to be had and how can a buyer find out about foreclosures in Upstate South Carolina? Of course you can pay the website in the quoted article above to find out about foreclosed properties after they have already sold or are under contract.<br /><br />OR....<br /><br />You can do what every truly savvy foreclosure buyer does and have a buyers agent sending you deals as soon as they hit the MLS. Because in real estate, time is of the essence or in other words:<br /><br /><b>Ya Snooze Ya Lose!</b><br /><br />There are several steps to getting great deals and if you want to find out how to get started and not waste time or money then please feel free to contact me! <br /><br />Mark Brian  Silver Star Real Estate  <a href="http://viewsouthcarolinarealestate.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">View South Carolina Real Estate</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Palmetto Heroes Program</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/mrbrian/blog/palmetto-heroes-program/</link>
			<description>I am pleased to pass on the great news that the SC State Housing Authority has just announced the 2010 PALMETTO HEROES PROGRAM. The Heroes selected fo...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I am pleased to pass on the great news that the SC State Housing Authority has just announced the 2010 PALMETTO HEROES PROGRAM. The Heroes selected for the 2010 initiative are &#8220;Police Officers &#8211; Fire Fighters &#8211; EMS - Teachers&#8221;. <br /><br />The borrower(s) must meet SC State Housing's first-time home buyer requirements. The program features a reduced mortgage interest rate and down payment assistance is available. The funding will be limited to $40 million. Loans are available on a first-come first-served basis and borrowers must have an accepted sales contract on a home prior to reserving funds. All SC State Housing loan policies and procedures will be in affect for this program. See our program guides and manual for specific loan details. <br /><br />Police Officers &#8211; Borrower must be a full-time police officer with state or local government agency including correctional officers with the South Carolina State Department of Corrections<br /><br />Fire Fighters and EMS - Borrower must be a full-time or volunteer fire fighter or EMS with a state or local government agency<br /><br />Teachers - Borrower must have a South Carolina Teachers Certification and be employed as a classroom teacher or have a contract to receive a paycheck begin teaching within 60 days of closing on the home.<br /><br />INTEREST RATE &#8211;The fixed interest rate will be 5.125 <br />                        <br />DOWN PAYMENT ASSISTANCE included<br /><br />The first step to take advantage of this offer is to contact a participating lending partner. For a listing of SC Housing Authority lending partners, <a href="http://www.schousing.com/First-Time_Home_Buyers/Participating_Lending_Partner" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">click here</a><br /><br />Mark Brian  Silver Star Real Estate  <a href="http://viewsouthcarolinarealestate.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">View South Carolina Real Estate</a>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 20:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Mcduffie Mass Reunion</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/mvp3cl/blog/mcduffie-mass-reunion/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[From Gloria Lynn :<br />Okay all you SCOTSMAN that siad you are ready for a fun time getting reconnected to your old friends...the dates are set in stone.....]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[From Gloria Lynn :<br />Okay all you SCOTSMAN that siad you are ready for a fun time getting reconnected to your old friends...the dates are set in stone...The 80's reunion ('80 to '89) will be held June 18 and 19 2010. The tentative site for ALL festivities will be our old stomping ground, now called Hanna-Westside Extension Campus (it's still and always will be McDuffie, Home of the Fighting Scots)..anyway I am waiting for the official word from Rick Mascaro, director of HWEC. Anyone willing to work on the reunion committee please contact me by email at gloriamattison@bellsouth.net I look forward to hearing from yall. <br />So far these details are in the works:<br />"McDuffie High School 80's Mass Reunion: A Decade of Wild, Loud and Proud Scotsman"<br />Friday, June 18, 2010: 6:30-9:30 at HannaWestsideExt.Campus(Mcduffie), Mix and Mingle (pick up registration packets)<br />Saturday, June 19, 2010: 10:00-2:00- Family Picnic on the old practice field behind the school; 6:30-11:00- Dinner/Dance for reunion participants (ALL is tentative)<br />Ticket price: Feb 1 - March 31 = $25 Ind.  $40 couple<br />April 1 - May 31 = $35 ind. $50 couple<br />June 1 - June 11 (cutoff) $45 ind. $60 couple<br />Checks payable to: Mcduffie scots mass reunion<br />Contact info:<br />Gloria (Harper) Mattison<br />gloriamattison@bellsouth.net<br /><br />Mark Powers<br />215 Robinwood cir.<br />Starr,SC 29684<br />Cell# 864-642-7407<br />mvp3cl@yahoo.com<br />I am on Facebook and Myspace.<br /><br />If you would like a add in Reunion memory book. Full page $25,half page $15, 1/4 page $10. Cutoff April 15.]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 15:24:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Saving Tiger Woods Career & the PGA]]></title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/old_hippie_1955/blog/saving-tiger-woods-career-the-pga/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><span id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_cpMain_cpMain_cpMain_BulletinRead_ltl_body" title="readbulletinBody">Thursday, December 17, 2009 <br /> <br />"How To Save Tiger's Career &amp; The PGA...."<br />Category: Sports<br />Last night after a few shots of Tito's Hand Made Vodka from the</span></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span id="ctl00_ctl00_ctl00_cpMain_cpMain_cpMain_BulletinRead_ltl_body" title="readbulletinBody">Thursday, December 17, 2009 <br /> <br />"How To Save Tiger's Career &amp; The PGA...."<br />Category: Sports<br />Last night after a few shots of Tito's Hand Made Vodka from the freezer,I had a major epiphany. I looked at the pros &amp; cons of Tiger Wood's current situation &amp; it came to me.<br />The PGA needs Tiger way more than Tiger needs the PGA. Tiger is set for life,whether he ever plays pro golf again. The PGA without Tiger is in deep shit. Just look at what happened while he was out after surgery. Nobody really cared about golf without Tiger.<br />Tiger's only chance to turn this ugly incident around is to embrace his new found image &amp; just go with it. He needs to not worry about his current sponsers &amp; go after new more relavent ones. Durex Condoms,Viagra,Hennesey,Hooters,Hyatt Regency would be good choices. Then he needs to hook up with a major Hip Hop producer and record a Rap record about his many amorous escapades. It will be released under the name: "The Notorious TIG". He needs to be seen out "clubbing" with Snoop Dogg,50 Cent,Kanye &amp; the like. Instead of "Arnie's Army", He can have a bevy of "Hooter Girls" called "Tiger's Tarts" that will follow him around on the tour. His new slogan will be "Don't Hate The Player,Hate The Game." This change will bring in an entire new demographic into the PGA audience &amp; breathe new life into professional golf in general. So Tiger,If you'll hire me as your new Manager &amp; give me 20 Million Dollars;I can make this happen &amp; save your ass.....Think About It....It's Your Only Hope.....<br />Peace,<br />Danny G.</span></p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>I got a question</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/randyorko/blog/i-got-a-question/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>I went to George's restaurant last night (12-4-09)&nbsp;and there is this new waitress there and she is really cute. It's the first time I have ever seen h</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went to George's restaurant last night (12-4-09)&nbsp;and there is this new waitress there and she is really cute. It's the first time I have ever seen her in there. I was to shy to ask her for her name <img src="http://surfanderson.com/file/smile/emo/blushing.gif" alt="" />. I was wondering if anyone would know her name. She's really really out going and down to earth. She's like in her 20's. She&nbsp;had pigtails and was wearing a Clemson hat. She was kinda short and had a nice body.&nbsp;I think I&nbsp;overheard her say she's in college for natural resources. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. I kick myself because Im too shy to just come out and ask<img src="http://surfanderson.com/file/smile/emo/no.gif" alt="" />.&nbsp;I want know what I want to&nbsp;say but it just won't come out. It's embarassing to have to ask someone else her name when I should be able to ask her myself.&nbsp;I'm afraid next time I go in there she may not be in there. Pls if anyone could help me out it would be greatly appreciated.</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 04:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>FUNNY</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/PANDORASBOXXX/blog/funny/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>IF YOU LOVE YOUR FREEDOM AND HATE CENSORSHIP THEN COME SHOW YOUR LOVE STOP BY OUR EASLEY LOCATION AT&nbsp; 6121-A CALHOUN MEM HWY. WE HAVE PROTESTERS SAYIN</p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IF YOU LOVE YOUR FREEDOM AND HATE CENSORSHIP THEN COME SHOW YOUR LOVE STOP BY OUR EASLEY LOCATION AT&nbsp; 6121-A CALHOUN MEM HWY. WE HAVE PROTESTERS SAYING WE ARE EVIL LOL!&nbsp; HOLLER&nbsp; OUT YA WINDOW OR JUST STOP BY AND SAY HEY WE SUPPORT YA! YOU CAN STOP BY OUR ANDERSON LOCATION TOO AND LET US KNOW&nbsp; YA LOVE&nbsp; US IT IS AT&nbsp; 3215 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR DRIVE!</p> <p>LETS FIGHT CENSORSHIP!!!</p> <p>THANKS PANDORASBOXXX!<img src="http://surfanderson.com/file/smile/biggrin.gif" alt="" /></p> <p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:31:16 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Jack Schitt!</title>
			<link>http://www.surfanderson.com/Rabecca/blog/jack-schitt/</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<div id="ecxecxAOLMsgPart_2_ac2cc77d-8288-4542-9888-feb398f07497"> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><strong><em>WHO IS <span id="lw_1256327756_11" title="yshortcuts">JACK &nbsp;SCHITT</span>?</em></strong></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><strong></strong><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know</em></div></div>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="ecxecxAOLMsgPart_2_ac2cc77d-8288-4542-9888-feb398f07497"> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><strong><em>WHO IS <span id="lw_1256327756_11" title="yshortcuts">JACK &nbsp;SCHITT</span>?</em></strong></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><strong></strong><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!</em><span style="font: 13px Comic Sans MS; color: #000000;">&nbsp;</span></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.&nbsp;&nbsp; Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.</em><span style="color: #000000;"><em>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</em></span><em>They had one son, Jack.</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.&nbsp; The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Against her &nbsp;parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. &nbsp;</em></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.&nbsp;</em></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.&nbsp;</em></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>The <span id="lw_1256327756_12" title="yshortcuts" style="border-bottom: medium none; replaced: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand;">wedding announcement</span> in the newspaper announced the&nbsp;</em><strong><em>Schitt-Happens</em></strong><em>&nbsp;nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, &nbsp;Byrd, and Horse.</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the &nbsp;world.&nbsp;</em></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>He recently returned from Italy &nbsp;with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.</em></div> <div style="min-replaced: 28px; font: 24px &quot;Lucida Grande&quot;; color: #660000;"><br /></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Sincerely,</em></div> <div style="font: 24px Georgia; color: #660000;"><em>Crock O. Schitt</em><br /></div> </div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[I'M DONE......]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: medium;">No one ever sends me anything anymore pertaining to anything that's going on. I even sent Joey a message tryin to get him to market the granite busine</span></strong></p>...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="font-family: georgia,palatino; font-size: medium;">No one ever sends me anything anymore pertaining to anything that's going on. I even sent Joey a message tryin to get him to market the granite business that I'm apart of, still no response. What's up with the people on this site?<img src="http://surfanderson.com/file/smile/artist.gif" alt="" /></span></strong></p>]]></content:encoded>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>ballon boys rap video</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WTF??????</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a7vfqvgGap0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a7vfqvgGap0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>]]></content:encoded>
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