Thursday, December 17, 2009
"How To Save Tiger's Career & The PGA...."
Category: Sports
Last night after a few shots of Tito's Hand Made Vodka from the freezer,I had a major epiphany. I looked at the pros & cons of Tiger Wood's current situation & it came to me.
The PGA needs Tiger way more than Tiger needs the PGA. Tiger is set for life,whether he ever plays pro golf again. The PGA without Tiger is in deep shit. Just look at what happened while he was out after surgery. Nobody really cared about golf without Tiger.
Tiger's only chance to turn this ugly incident around is to embrace his new found image & just go with it. He needs to not worry about his current sponsers & go after new more relavent ones. Durex Condoms,Viagra,Hennesey,Hooters,Hyatt Regency would be good choices. Then he needs to hook up with a major Hip Hop producer and record a Rap record about his many amorous escapades. It will be released under the name: "The Notorious TIG". He needs to be seen out "clubbing" with Snoop Dogg,50 Cent,Kanye & the like. Instead of "Arnie's Army", He can have a bevy of "Hooter Girls" called "Tiger's Tarts" that will follow him around on the tour. His new slogan will be "Don't Hate The Player,Hate The Game." This change will bring in an entire new demographic into the PGA audience & breathe new life into professional golf in general. So Tiger,If you'll hire me as your new Manager & give me 20 Million Dollars;I can make this happen & save your ass.....Think About It....It's Your Only Hope.....
Peace,
Danny G.
