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Thursday, December 17, 2009

"How To Save Tiger's Career & The PGA...."
Category: Sports
Last night after a few shots of Tito's Hand Made Vodka from the freezer,I had a major epiphany. I looked at the pros & cons of Tiger Wood's current situation & it came to me.
The PGA needs Tiger way more than Tiger needs the PGA. Tiger is set for life,whether he ever plays pro golf again. The PGA without Tiger is in deep shit. Just look at what happened while he was out after surgery. Nobody really cared about golf without Tiger.
Tiger's only chance to turn this ugly incident around is to embrace his new found image & just go with it. He needs to not worry about his current sponsers & go after new more relavent ones. Durex Condoms,Viagra,Hennesey,Hooters,Hyatt Regency would be good choices. Then he needs to hook up with a major Hip Hop producer and record a Rap record about his many amorous escapades. It will be released under the name: "The Notorious TIG". He needs to be seen out "clubbing" with Snoop Dogg,50 Cent,Kanye & the like. Instead of "Arnie's Army", He can have a bevy of "Hooter Girls" called "Tiger's Tarts" that will follow him around on the tour. His new slogan will be "Don't Hate The Player,Hate The Game." This change will bring in an entire new demographic into the PGA audience & breathe new life into professional golf in general. So Tiger,If you'll hire me as your new Manager & give me 20 Million Dollars;I can make this happen & save your ass.....Think About It....It's Your Only Hope.....
Peace,
Danny G.

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Spitoono 29 Is Coming!!!!
Posted August 10, 2009 by old_hippie_1955

August 20 , 21 &22 at the National Guard Armory Ballfield in Clemson,S.C.
Below is a Band Schedule....D.G.

Bands

All bands that play at Spittoono do so free of charge. The Redneck Performing Arts Association extends our deepest gratitude to all those performers that will make Spittoono XXVIV possible:

Date Band
Thursday
August 20, 2009
Rainy Day Women
Silver Dagger
Hoodoo Hounds
Tony Tidwell and The Beautiful Band
Swift Robinson
Orange Magnolia

Friday
August 21, 2009
Golden Corner Barbershop Chorus
Conservation Theory
True Blues
The Deadly Crank Dogs
Stone Echo
Mudfish

Saturday
August 22, 2009
Brad Crowe
The Wild Hog Band
Spider Farm Band
Centerline
Bad Creek
Doug McCormick and Stageline

Growing by nearly a thousand people each year for the past 3 years, the Spittoono festival is an excellent venue for bands to play. With a 30 foot stage, light systems, and professional audio service and free beer to bands – what else could you ask for? All bands are required to play for free, but are welcome to sell their own merchandise during the night.

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This works for people who don't own guns & people like me who do & would use it to give them time to get to their guns....D.G.

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"Where My Loyalties Lie"....
Posted October 25, 2008 by old_hippie_1955

Friday, October 24, 2008

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"Where My Loyalties Lie"....
Category: News and Politics

Because of my support for for the Obama-Biden Ticket,I recently had a very good friend of mine ask me where my loyalties lie. I will be glad to tell him and anyone else concerned exactly where my loyalties lie.

First,my loyalties lie with the Constitution of the United States and Our Bill of Rights.

Two documents that have been systematically gutted by the policies of Fascism of the Bush/Cheney Regime. Gone is the Right of Habeas Corpus,the Right to a Speedy Trial & to Legal Council. American Citizens can now be detained indefinitely,without legal council¬ be told why they are being held. Our phone calls,mail,&e-mail can be tapped & searched without warrants. The Bush/Cheney Regime is trying to force the states to adopt a National ID Card System. Does the phrase,"Your Papers Please",ring a bell???? Under a McCain-Palin Regime,could the next step will be computer tracking chips implanted in all Americans. They can already track your money from satellites. George Orwell got it right....He just missed on the year.

Secondly, my loyalties lie with the brave men & women in Our Armed Forces.

Loyal soldiers who were sent to war based on lies and falsified intelligence. Soldiers sent to invade and occupy another sovereign nation for only one real reason : Greed. A nation with No Ties to the 9/11 attacks. Meanwhile, Osama Bin Laden still runs free. The Taliban is back and stronger than ever in Afganistan.

Five years later and over 4000 of our soldiers dead and Tens of Thousands more wounded and maimed for life;we are still in Iraq and if John McCain has his way;we will be there for the next 100 years.

Thirdly,my loyalties lie with middle class Americans who make less than $250,000 a year. The shrinking middle class who is in dire economic straits broght on by the policies of the Bush/Cheney Regime. Gone are the days of peace,prosperity,& a balanced Federal Budget left over from the Clinton Administration.

Fourthly, My loyalties lie with the children of today who will inherit the massive amounts of debt brought on by the failed policies of the Bush/Cheney Regime. The cost of the Iraq War Quagmire,the "Bailout" of financial institutions whose greed caused by the deregulation of the banking industry by the Bush/Cheney Regime have raised our National Debt to a over a "Trillion" Dollars(That's 12 zeros)!!!!

Today's children will be saddled by that debt & so will their children.

In short, a vote for McCain & Palin will be a vote for the same failed policies of the last 8 years of Bush & Cheney. Since Chuck Baldwin(The Constitution Party candidate) & Bob Barr(The Liberterian) have no chance of winning;I will proudly be voting for Obama & Biden. Our Nation cannot survive 4 more years of "Staying the Course" of failure. I say we vote for real change. If Obama & Biden don't deliver on what they promise,then in 4 years we'll vote them out too. America simply can't afford 4 more years of "Recycled Bush/Cheney".

Peace Now,

Danny G.

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Those rascally ner-do-well rednecks of the R.P.A.A. are at it again. Aug. 21,22,&23 The Spittoono Festval of The Redneck Performing Arts returns to the National Guard Armory Ball Field. As always, Admission Is Free!!!! No Coolers Please,as through the sale of beer and T-Shirts is how the festival is financed;with all the profits going to LOCAL Charities. Below is this year's band schedule. So Ya'll Come on Down Party Like A Redneck Rock Star....


Bands

All bands that play at Spittoono do so free of charge.
The Redneck Performing Arts Association extends our deepest gratitude to all those performers that will make Spittoono XXVIII possible:

Date

Band
Thursday
August 21, 2008

Rainy Day Women
Hoodoo Hounds
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show
Picture Me Free
Tony Tidwell and the Beautiful Band
Apollo Creed
Friday
August 22, 2008

Fighters For Love
The Spider Farm Band
True Blues
The Deadly Crank Dogs
Stone Echo
Mudfish
Saturday
August 23, 2008

Brad Crowe
The Wild Hog Band
Black Bottom Biscuits
Centerline
Bad Creek
Doug McCormick and The Southern State of Mind

Growing by nearly a thousand people each year for the past 3 years, the Spittoono festival is an excellent venue for bands to play. With a 30 foot stage, light systems, and professional audio service and free beer to bands – what else could you ask for? All bands are required to play for free, but are welcome to sell their own merchandise during the night.


Any groups interested in playing Spittoono should contact Jeff Pekarek at 864-710-8321.

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