Thursday, December 17, 2009
"How To Save Tiger's Career & The PGA...."
Category: Sports
Last night after a few shots of Tito's Hand Made Vodka from the freezer,I had a major epiphany. I looked at the pros & cons of Tiger Wood's current situation & it came to me.
The PGA needs Tiger way more than Tiger needs the PGA. Tiger is set for life,whether he ever plays pro golf again. The PGA without Tiger is in deep shit. Just look at what happened while he was out after surgery. Nobody really cared about golf without Tiger.
Tiger's only chance to turn this ugly incident around is to embrace his new found image & just go with it. He needs to not worry about his current sponsers & go after new more relavent ones. Durex Condoms,Viagra,Hennesey,Hooters,Hyatt Regency would be good choices. Then he needs to hook up with a major Hip Hop producer and record a Rap record about his many amorous escapades. It will be released under the name: "The Notorious TIG". He needs to be seen out "clubbing" with Snoop Dogg,50 Cent,Kanye & the like. Instead of "Arnie's Army", He can have a bevy of "Hooter Girls" called "Tiger's Tarts" that will follow him around on the tour. His new slogan will be "Don't Hate The Player,Hate The Game." This change will bring in an entire new demographic into the PGA audience & breathe new life into professional golf in general. So Tiger,If you'll hire me as your new Manager & give me 20 Million Dollars;I can make this happen & save your ass.....Think About It....It's Your Only Hope.....
Peace,
Danny G.
August 20 , 21 &22 at the National Guard Armory Ballfield in Clemson,S.C.
Below is a Band Schedule....D.G.
Bands
All bands that play at Spittoono do so free of charge. The Redneck Performing Arts Association extends our deepest gratitude to all those performers that will make Spittoono XXVIV possible:
Date Band
Thursday
August 20, 2009
Rainy Day Women
Silver Dagger
Hoodoo Hounds
Tony Tidwell and The Beautiful Band
Swift Robinson
Orange Magnolia
Friday
August 21, 2009
Golden Corner Barbershop Chorus
Conservation Theory
True Blues
The Deadly Crank Dogs
Stone Echo
Mudfish
Saturday
August 22, 2009
Brad Crowe
The Wild Hog Band
Spider Farm Band
Centerline
Bad Creek
Doug McCormick and Stageline
Growing by nearly a thousand people each year for the past 3 years, the Spittoono festival is an excellent venue for bands to play. With a 30 foot stage, light systems, and professional audio service and free beer to bands – what else could you ask for? All bands are required to play for free, but are welcome to sell their own merchandise during the night.
This works for people who don't own guns & people like me who do & would use it to give them time to get to their guns....D.G.
Friday, October 24, 2008
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Category: News and Politics
Those rascally ner-do-well rednecks of the R.P.A.A. are at it again. Aug. 21,22,&23 The Spittoono Festval of The Redneck Performing Arts returns to the National Guard Armory Ball Field. As always, Admission Is Free!!!! No Coolers Please,as through the sale of beer and T-Shirts is how the festival is financed;with all the profits going to LOCAL Charities. Below is this year's band schedule. So Ya'll Come on Down Party Like A Redneck Rock Star....
Bands
All bands that play at Spittoono do so free of charge.
The Redneck Performing Arts Association extends our deepest gratitude to all those performers that will make Spittoono XXVIII possible:
Date
Band
Thursday
August 21, 2008
Rainy Day Women
Hoodoo Hounds
The Drovers Old Time Medicine Show
Picture Me Free
Tony Tidwell and the Beautiful Band
Apollo Creed
Friday
August 22, 2008
Fighters For Love
The Spider Farm Band
True Blues
The Deadly Crank Dogs
Stone Echo
Mudfish
Saturday
August 23, 2008
Brad Crowe
The Wild Hog Band
Black Bottom Biscuits
Centerline
Bad Creek
Doug McCormick and The Southern State of Mind
Growing by nearly a thousand people each year for the past 3 years, the Spittoono festival is an excellent venue for bands to play. With a 30 foot stage, light systems, and professional audio service and free beer to bands – what else could you ask for? All bands are required to play for free, but are welcome to sell their own merchandise during the night.
Any groups interested in playing Spittoono should contact Jeff Pekarek at 864-710-8321.