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Meet Marvin, a Man's answer to Maxine !
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Patrick Swayze died at age 57 today with his family by his side of pancreatic cancer which he has been fighting for the past 20 months. No more details have been released. =(
I dont know if anyone has heard about this or not but a 61 year old man is being charged with felony cruelty to children. A mother and her daughter were in a walmart store in Atlanta GA when this man walked up to them and said and i quote "If you don't shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you." He walked away and then not more than 2 minutes later he grabs the little girl and slaps her in the face. He hit her at least 4 times and then replies "See, I told you I would shut her up." He was arrested soon after that.
Another story:
A Florida man born without arms says a Tampa bank would not let him cash a check because he couldn't provide a thumbprint. He was cashing a check from his wife when the bank told him he had to provide a thumbprint which he couldn't do because he has no arms and the bank teller recognized this. He provided 2 forms of identity and it still wasn't enough. They gave him 2 options- 1, bring ur wife with u 2- open an account with them. He denied the account and took the check somewhere else. A few days later the bank called him and apologized for there actions. Can u take a guess at what bank that was? Ha Bank Of America!
Please feel free to leave ur opinion on either one of these stories.
If
you have sex with a prostitute against her will,
is it considered rape or
shoplifting?
Can
you cry under water?
How
important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
Why
do you have to "put your two cents in"... but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going
to?
Once
you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for
eternity?
Why
does a round pizza come in a square
box?
What
disease did cured ham actually
have?
How
is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put
wheels on luggage?
Why
is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two
hours?
If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?
Why
are you IN a movie, but you're ON
TV?
Why
do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
Why
do doctors leave the room while you
change?
They're going to see you naked
anyway.
Why
is "bra" singular and "panties"
plural?
Why
do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?
If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there
a stupid song about him?
Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane ?
If
the professor on Gilligan'sIsland can make a
radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole
in a boat?
Why
does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
all fours?
They're both
dogs!
If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
dinner?
If
corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
from?
If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
Do
the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?
Why
did you just try singing the two songs
above?
Why
do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when
it's in your butt?
Did
you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him
for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Do
you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail
address in the first place?
