Well, I'm too lazy to write anything original right now, so I'll just copy and paste my MySpace profile.

Well for starters, my name is Joe, and here a few of my likes and dislikes:

Likes:

Dressing up like a moron and taking pictures of it.
The "OK GO" Video where they're on treadmills.
Thanksgiving (So much good food).
"The Office." (American Version)
Writing short films and skits.
Funny, goofy conversations.
Serious conversations.
Christopher Walken.
Helping my friends.
Film/Video making.
Friendly people.
The color green.
Being Creative.
Proper grammar.
The word "Rad."
Peanut Butter.
Happy people.
Pumpkin Pie.
Being goofy.
80s clothes.
Laughing.
CUDDLING.
Relaxing.
Cooking.
Driving.
Working.
Movies.
Humor.
Hands.
Eyes.



Dislikes:

People who let the door slam in your face even though they saw you were coming in right behind them.
My roommates goalie equipment (just trust me, I have my reasoning).
The show "My Sweet 16" on MTV. I want to smack the shit out of every one of those ungrateful little assholes.
Drama. Not the genre of movies, but drama within personal relationships. It's just lame.
People who don't use thier turn signals.
People who are TOO serious.
Arrogant, cocky people.
Paris Hilton.
Gas Prices.
Spiders.
Mustard.
Lushes.
Lying.
Sluts.



A few random facts about me:

1) The only car accident I was ever in was when I was 18, and I totaled my car by hitting a transmission shop (talk about irony).
2) I once got to shake Bill Clinton's hand while he was president, and it was probably the hand he used to do interesting things to do Monica Lewinski, so I'm related to that scandal by third party association.
3) This is probably one of the most important: I NEVER leave the toilet seat up. EVER. Even though no females live here, I always make sure to put it down.
4) I find happiness in friends and family. Yes, money is nice for paying bills and having a social life, but I have no desire to ever get rich, and if I do, I plan to give a lot of it away. I want to always remain grounded and remember where I came from.
5) Oh and also, I really love to photoshop stuff.